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omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
(Source: kingjrific)
*pokedex voice* Startly. the stardust pokemon. known most for the stardust particles that float in the clouds surrounding its body. the jewel in the center of it’s body indicates it’s emotions.
This girl at my school was upset about there being no tootsie roll in her tootsie pop and wrote this letter. About two weeks later, she got this. I think this wins for Customer Service of the year.
There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.
Well hello there satan
NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES
AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end.
SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Is he blowing invisible bubbles? Way to keep your evil image, Satan.
aww satan u so cute
Irene Adler beat Sherlock Holmes.
Elementary and BBC!Sherlock and that movie with Robert Downey Jr. lied to you.
Sherlock was bested by a woman. Irene Adler. She escapes with the photos in Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s novel. Sherlock doesn’t pull some miracle out of his ass and send her to jail, she beats him fair and square.
Ok, continue.